Day 421 of 90 - A quick update
So much to tell you!
TMWILetc and I are in love and going to get married and have babies. My magazine totally rocks. Drinking is going well.
I live here now
http://www.theargus.co.uk/lifehealth/weblogs/sarahlewis/(My identity is finally revealed!)
Day 279 of 90 - 13
Apologies for my absence. Am super busy with the mag and also with the getting pissed on the beach in the sun. Well, I have to be honest, I haven’t been doing that much getting pissed, a little perhaps but not a huge amount.
Now, I have some news. Brace yourself, chaps. The time has come for this blog to end. Writing about booze just isn’t very interesting for me anymore and constantly diarising my alcohol consumption is leading to an unhealthy obsession, not a healthy drinking pattern. I have been totally bitten by the blog bug though, despite thinking about 99% of them are complete shit, and I suspect I shall begin afresh in another place. Oh, wait. Shit. Hang on. I don’t know. I kinda like it here. Damn. But this could go on forever. Erm. But. Well. I just don’t know. Gimme a while to make up my mind will you?
Day 266 of 90 - 9
Boozal Diary:
Friday: About 2 pints plus ½ shot absinthe (followed by rapid unconsciousness).
Saturday: 1 bottle Becks (to congratulate myself on finishing issue 2 and to stave off the hangover).
Sunday – present: nada.
The HPWIDF realigned my chakras the other day. Oh how I wish that were a euphemism*. I feel very, erm, aligned. TMWILetc, I have decided, is bad for me and causes me great illness both physically (cystitis) and mentally (girl-insanity). I am going to endeavour to cease sexual activities with him. Mainly this will be as simple as not drinking absinthe in his presence.
Other than that, I can’t stop eating choc chip cookies, I am obsessed with Lost and I just do not understand who could let tight jeans and stilettos become fashionable again. Again! I am organising a protest march. All attending must wear flares and big boots. Sign up in the comments section.
*
This is a joke.
Day 260 of 90 - 7
It was so windy today I got blown off my bike. That is all.
Day 259 of 90 - 7
Saturday’s consumption: 3 pints lager
Sunday – present day: 0
I have somehow become psychically linked with TMWILetc. It’s a long story but, for the sake of not bringing illegal substances into the mix, let’s just say we shared some manner of communicative experience whilst on separate sides of town whilst, ahem, asleep. This was early Saturday morning. Naturally this meant that Saturday night, after three pints of lager, it was vitally important I had sex with him. Wise decision or not? The jury's still out but what I do know now is that I need a lot more spooning in my life.
Day 256 of 90 - 6
Went clubbing last night. You heard it here first: Nathan Fake and Alex Smoke, loverly on the stereo, pair of wankers on the decks. I had a pint at dinner with an old uni friend but after that I just really didn’t want to drink so I didn’t. This is good. It shows some manner of growth or learning or something. Two parties in a row too. Yay me.
Page titling system changed to reflect number of days booze has been drunk as per Quick’s suggestion
Day 252 of 90
Current booze diary:
Friday: 2 1/2 pints
Saturday: 0
Sunday: 2 pints
Monday - present: 0
It occurred to me I should probably change my post title system since it's unfair to suggest that I have now been 252 days without booze. Maybe I should reset the count from when I began drinking again. Any ideas?
